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Here’s the archive of the Phrases of the Day:
October 12th 2017:
- The sweat stain that looks like Elvis.
- I have had a pair of pantyhose on my head.
- You can come over, you just can’t come in.
October 11th 2017:
- You can take it into the bathroom and play with it.
- How hairy is Paul Viton?
- A touch of pity wouldn’t be bad.
October 10th 2017:
- I have a few spare diapers.
- You can’t learn how to be a ninja from a comic book.
- Please – never break up.
October 9th 2017:
- Sorry I clogged your toilet.
- I get to thinking about that more than swallowing.
- Did you have to purchase your own goggles.
October 6th 2017:
- I don’t think I want used underwear.
- The finger that points to the stars – can also pick your nose.
- I lifted my leg and let it go.
October 5th 2017:
- Too old to do the Night Moves.
- The man with the missing thumb.
- Strap a boot on and let’s go drinking.
October 4th 2017:
- If you bite in the wrong place.
- I’ve never seen a bruised snake.
- Kale and Crap.
October 3rd 2017:
- You could get more satisfaction with a bigger banana.
- Just say no to squirting jelly.
- Go fund my pitiful life.
September 27th 2017:
- Pooping is not free speech.
- One stroke produces a lot, but I double-stroked it.
- If I was gonna be a sinner, I’d pick peanut butter pie.
September 26th, 2017:
- Adolph Hitler’s underwear.
- Spray-on gift wrap.
- Why don’t you do something different with your face.
September 25th, 2017:
- Basically – you sneezed into the wind.
- No wedgie for you today.
- This program may not be for everyone.
September 22nd, 2017:
- Little Ninja Master
- I’ll be drunk enough to see 10 of you.
- Congratulations! You owe us money!
September 21st, 2017:
- Loose monkey report.
- Does anyone have any clean pants?
- I don’t think they actually realize what they have in their hands.
September 20th, 2017:
- The Dutch Oven World Championships.
- There’s a lady out here taking a poop.
- I was pinching myself.
September 19th, 2017:
- We don’t flush our cash.
- They’ll give you a free Twinkie.
- A good place to shove your fruits and vegetables.
September 18th, 2017:
- Don’t take selfies with bears.
- Poop on his toothbrush.
- Someone’s broken into your home and showered.
September 15, 2017:
- I had to spit somewhere.
- You could probably keep pace with a pet rock.
- He went under the desk, and got right between your legs.
September 14, 2017:
- Rub a raw place on my noggin.
- I wasn’t sure about the Playtex.
- We’ve told you over and over again – use the men’s room.
September 13, 2017:
- Cynicism and Despair
- There’s a penalty if you steal a dead body.
- What is a fatberg? I’m glad you asked!
September 12, 2017:
- Visible halitosis.
- Let’s see how breathing works for me.
- They got the right guy for the sewage department.
September 11, 2017:
- Have you seen my underwear.
- What is a grabby arm?
- It’s one of my favorite parts of the program, because is signifies the end of it.
September 8, 2017:
- A $900 fine for farting.
- You’re not a very good bookie.
- A clown has never passed me a weiner.
September 7, 2017:
- A peanut butter and onion sandwhich.
- Participated in a sausage contest.
- Still listening to you guys in the morning – don’t have any cable TV.
September 6, 2017:
- Back and butt hair.
- A rope thong.
- You guys should screen your calls better.