Friday, March 20th: 3. I pity the tool. 2. Rubbing a pickle all over your body. 1. Seven guys hitting on you.
For Thursday, March 19th: 3. A timeout for farts. 2. My feet hurt – kill me now. 1. I put something over my face so no one knows who I am
For March 18th: 3. Let’s be like Indiana – and go home early. 2. My fungus-infected toenail. 1. Are you going to grandfather them in?
3. A nice pair of capri pants. 2. An excrement issue. 1. Plenty O’Stupid (Weed’s actual Irish name)
3. The modern day mustache. 2. Spitting, swearing and yelling. 1. We did all the work for you – and then you win the prize.