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Phrases of the Day

Friday, March 20th: 3. I pity the tool. 2. Rubbing a pickle all over your body. 1. Seven guys hitting on you.

For Thursday, March 19th: 3. A timeout for farts. 2. My feet hurt – kill me now. 1. I put something over my face so no one knows who I am

Special thanks to the listener who sent us this visual critique of the show today:

For March 18th: 3. Let’s be like Indiana – and go home early. 2. My fungus-infected toenail. 1. Are you going to grandfather them in?

3. A nice pair of capri pants. 2. An excrement issue. 1. Plenty O’Stupid (Weed’s actual Irish name)

Here’s Weed’s special theory of gravity – explained.

3. The modern day mustache. 2. Spitting, swearing and yelling. 1. We did all the work for you – and then you win the prize.

They came to the studio and used their fake English accents on us… Listen to what they said here:

We are currently getting all this set up – just wait and see what happens. Well yeah, we’re likely to fail miserably….. but just wait and see!!!